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thehotgirlproject:

dbvictoria:

Dave Bautista takes the ALS ice bucket challenge up a notch.

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yOOOOOOO

420-666:

CONSTANTLY WORRIED I AM NOT MAKING ENOUGH THINGS TO VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE 

Jared doing the ice bucket challenge and getting ice on his crotch

(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

School starts in 5 hours..

School starts in 5 hours..

Mum: I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
Me: Which one?
Mum: It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
Me: That's two separate shows
Mum: No
there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
because she was going out with that blonde lady
Me: That still could be either show
Mum: I think there were clones
Me: There we go.
consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love